Thursday, June 19, 2008

Boris Hildrison

Please meet Boris. He is a new creature made by me both at home and while at work.

Boris' favorite thing to do in his spare time is eat. However, he has recently taken up speed dating and he is quickly screening those Mrs. Wrongs in order to find that Mrs. Right. Currently he has his eye on one of them who calls herself Claudia. He would love to start a family, but he is moving slowly since it has only been 9 months since he got a divorce due him devouring his children (I said he liked to eat). Boris is currently unemployed, but rumor has it that he was once an undercover bounty hunter, but the truth to this rumor is extremely hard to come by. Boris would like you to know that he is sick of people asking him if he is related to the piranha plants in the Super Mario Brothers video game series, so please stop.


Anonymous said...

i love it!! the story is great...
-shenna aka mama

Feed Dog said...

Looks great! With lips like those, I'm sure he is quite the eater. But bounty hunter? He's hardly discrete enough to be an undercover anything--except maybe an undercover piranha plant.